Synopsis: Two young strangers (LEICESTER and SQUIRELL) are plucked from Earth  by the mysterious alien stewards to undertake  'The Bidding'. The biddings are almost impossible and extremely perilous tasks but completing 'The Bidding' is their only way back to Earth. They have been assigned a rather reluctant, sometimes flatulent, alien guide (BARRY).

What is the curious purpose of 'The Biddings'? Who are the mysterious Stewards watching over the couple? Why is there a psychotic agent (COMMANDER B) trying to murder them at every turn?  What happens when a Giant wins the lottery and a social influencer is told to put down his phone.. also, what does coffee taste like in another dimension, why are all the computers disconnected and exactly how are you meant to communicate with aliens when your concept translator battery runs out? 

Close your eyes, unchain your shackled imagination and  LET THE BIDDINGS ...BEGIN !